View Quote Angel Stripper: Fate. There is fate. But it only takes you so far, because once you're there, it's up to you to make it happen. View Quote Cop: Lichter? William Lichter? Let's go. Your parents are here to take you
home. View Quote Kenny Fisher: Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! I mean peep this - They say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, "Class... or sex? What shall I do?" Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means? View Quote Mike Dexter: Guys, we're gonna be in college soon. You know what there's gonna be in college, right? View Quote Mike Dexter: You remember the time that you had to make that really stupid speech, and I kinda sorta tripped you, and everybody started laughing at you in
school? View Quote Preston Meyers: Any words of encouragement? View Quote Reminiscing Guy: Hey Amanda. View Quote William Lichter: OK, we're gonna rendezvous here at 0030 hours, all right? View Quote Yearbook Girl: Kenny Fisher, sign my
yearbook. View Quote [after he spilled water on his pants] Damn, she's gonna think I got that premature evacuation! View Quote [narrating] It was October, freshman year. First time in history that I'd ever missed the bus. If I had arrived on time, I never would've seen her. But as it was, I was the first person at Huntington Hills High to set eyes on Amanda Beckett. It was her first day at school. Then, I'm sitting in class enjoying a late breakfast when out of all the classrooms in the entire school, she walks into mine. And where does the teacher sit her? Right next to me! Now, up until now, one could write this off to coincidence. But then she reaches in her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart - the very same breakfast pastry I was consuming at that moment! What was I to do? How was I to proceed? View Quote All right this is it. It is finally time for Kenny Fisher to become... da man. Now I've done my laps, and all ten finalists are present and accounted for. Ten lovely ladies, yo. Each one at my disposal. Ten willing and able tour guides into the theme park of love. But who will it be? Which of you gorgeous ten will be the lucky one? View Quote I don't know about you, but I really believe that there's one person out there, and for me it's gotta be Amanda. View Quote Mike Dexter is an asshole. For the past decade, he has made a hobby of my pain. Witness exhibit A: my eighth grade science project - a working rain forest that Mike threw out a third floor window. It rains here no more. Witness exhibit B: an eye patch I wore for a month after Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec. My parents took me to a 3D film festival; I saw no third dimension. And of course, how can I forget the pudding incident? I know no one else has. Well gentlemen, tonight Mike Dexter will know humiliation. Tonight Mike Dexter will know ridicule. Tonight is the night we fight back. Tonight is our independence night. View Quote You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us. Can't Hardly Wait Kenny quote?Quotes. Kenny Fisher : Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! ... . Kenny Fisher : Yo, I'm just pausin' while those two hos over there scratch it out over who gets to knock the boots with me! ... . Kenny Fisher : [after he spilled water on his pants] Damn, she's gonna think I got that premature evacuation!. Can't Hardly Wait Fate quote?Quotes. Angel Stripper : Fate! There is such a thing as fate, but it only takes you so far. Then it's up to you to make it happen.
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