His wife has filled the house with chintz

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had a vision I guess

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i mean if we really think about it, Ianthe DID pick the room in the Mithraeum with the most chintz. and according to the author, Harrow DID, metaphorically, f

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I've been thinking of that two line accidental poem ''his wife has filled his house with chintz/ to keep it real i fuck him on the floor'' for like a week, and i think that with the ''yes. YES. The tiger is out'' and that tweet about subway rats asking a person to slide under the railroads with them when the train comes so that they can ''feel it rumble over us like a warm thunderstorm'' is one of my favourite pieces of art. I love the fact that these are all spontaneous. One is literally made by a 6 years old. Everyone values different things in art, and i really love these in particular.

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The best part about "His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor" is that NOBODY SAID IT WAS ABOUT TWO MEN BUT STILL PEOPLE ASSUMED—

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YOU’RE filling his house with chintz, I’M fucking him on the floor to keep it real. we are NOT the same

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His blorbo has filled his scrunglo with plinko. To keep it real I glup shitto him on the eeby deeby.

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a relationship should be 50/50. his wife fills his house with chintz, i fuck him on the floor.

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I cannot get the "to keep it real I fuck him on the floor" poem out my head

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been reciting this post out loud all week like the modern poetry it is, but i finally did it in front of my roommate, who said “is that what they call... girlboss?” to which i replied: “it’s actually about two gay men, but yeah it is kind of girlboss.” and she nearly shat on the floor

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jjbang8natural by far the most simultaneously groundbreaking and regressive natural in a field saturated with naturals that are both gay and homophobic

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thinkin about vasily borgov, calm and controlled, choking you just a little as he fucks you half-clothed on the floor of his office

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His wife has filled his house with cheese.

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Witcher + Tumblr Text Posts

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keep it real

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HELP

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Regina Spektor, December // Supernatural, 7x17 “The Born Again Identity”

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