Im an ordinary man lyrics

Ordinary Man

Peter Hames

Am              G            F               Am
I’m an ordinary man, nothing special nothing grand
F               G            Am
I’ve had to work for everything I own
Am                 G          F                   Am
I never asked for a lot, I was happy with what I’d got
F                 G             Am
Enough to keep my family and my home

Am                 F                G            C
Now they say that times are hard and they’ve handed me my cards
F                              E
They say there’s not the work to go around
Am                G         F                  Am
And when the whistle blows, the gates will finally close
F                        G                 Am
Tonight they’re going to shut this factory down
F G Am        F G Am
Then they’ll tear it d-o-w-n

I never missed a day nor went on strike for higher pay
For twenty years I served them best I could
Now with a handshake and a cheque it seems so easy to forget
Loyalty through the bad times and through good
The owner says he’s sad to see that things have got so bad
But the captains of industry won’t let him lose
He still drives a car and smokes his cigar
And still he takes his family on a cruise, he’ll never lose

Well it seems to me such a cruel irony
He’s richer now than ever he was before
Now my cheque is spent and I can’t afford the rent
There’s one law for the rich, one for the poor
Every day I’ve tried to salvage some of my pride
To find some work so’s I might pay my way
Oh but everywhere I go, the answer’s always no
There’s no work for anyone here today, no work today

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And so condemned I stand, just an ordinary man
Like thousands beside me in the queue
I watch my darling wife trying to make the best of life
And God knows what the kids are going to do
Now that we are faced with this human waste
A generation cast aside
And as long as I live, I never will forgive
You’ve stripped me of my dignity and pride, you’ve stripped me bare
You’ve stripped me bare, you’ve stripped me bare.

Well after all, Pickering,
I'm an ordinary man,
Who desires nothing more than an ordinary chance,
To live exactly as he likes, and do precisely what he wants...
An average man am I, of no eccentric whim,
Who likes to live his life, free of strife,

Doing whatever he thinks is best, for him,
Well... just an ordinary man...
BUT, Let a woman in your life
And your serenity is through,
She'll redecorate your home,
From the cellar to the dome,
And then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you...
Let a woman in your life,
And you're up against a wall,
Make a plan and you will find,
That she has something else in mind,
And so rather than do either you do something else that neither likes at all
You want to talk of Keats and Milton, she only wants to talk of love,
You go to see a play or ballet, and spend it searching for her glove,
Let a woman in your life and you invite eternal strife,
Let them buy their wedding bands for those anxious little hands...
I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling than to ever let
A woman in my life,
I'm a very gentle man, even tempered and good natured who you never hear complain,
Who has the milk of human kindness by the quart in every vein,
A patient man am I, down to my fingertips,
The sort who never could, ever would, let an insulting remark escape his lips
Very gentle man...
But, Let a woman in your life, and patience hasn't got a chance,
She will beg you for advice,
Your reply will be concise, and she will listen very nicely,
And then go out and do exactly what she wants!!!
You are a man of grace and polish, who never spoke above a hush,
All at once you're using language that would make a sailor blush,
Let a woman in your life, and you're plunging in a knife,
Let the others of my sex, tie the knot around their necks,
I prefer a new edition of the Spanish Inquisition than to ever let a
Woman in my life
I'm a quiet living man,
Who prefers to spend the evening in the silence of his room,
Who likes an atmosphere as restful as an undiscovered tomb,
A pensive man am I, of philosophical joys,
Who likes to meditate, contemplate, far for humanities mad inhuman noise,
Quiet living man...
But, let a woman in your life, and your sabbatical is through,
In a line that never ends comes an army of her friends,
Come to jabber and to chatter and to tell her what the matter is with YOU!,
She'll have a booming boisterous family,
Who will descend on you en mass,
She'll have a large wagnarian mother, with a voice that shatters glass,
Let a woman in your life, Let a woman in your life, Let a woman in your life
I shall never let a woman in my life.